Finally changed my voicemail. I think I three people complained that the delay until the beep is too long, (it's because I couldn't find the # key on this touchscreen phone). Just a warning, the new voicemail greeting might be confused for one of those annoying "hello?" voicemails that try to get you talking before revealing themselves as machines, but it would only fool you the first time, and even that is doubtful.
Also, today I got my hair cut, called Comcast (they're still billing me for tv I cancelled) and called Verizon (update my billing info). It's been a super productive day of annoying leg-work.